Wednesday 5 October 2011

Not what you know, who you know....

My stepfather, springs immediately to mind, THE clumsiest man i have EVER met , bar NON , but he held down job at BT for 40 years ? ( i find this unbelievable ..having known him for the past 18 years ) hes NOT stupid !!! but acts STUPIDLY , but heres where i went wrong ....i didnt have a brother !!! and my dad ,wasnt MIKE from next door , whos , offspring , wife etc!! 5 or more , all have or did , work for same shop as dad......they ALL most qualified for job? BROTHER , DAD, .
As pointed out at Job Centre...most jobs are found by people you know !!! SHOULD YOU be pointing this out ?? you incompetent Fucks ??

Thursday 4 August 2011

Fuck of Inland Revenue

Had to attend interview, at job centre , today , re query on my claim , my my !!! a private room !!! must be FUCKING important ???you dont want the rest of the office to hear what im saying ??? . I bring proof of ID ..YET AGAIN !!! for fucks sake , that be Birth Certificate , he admires the flowing writing , he has similar (nice) must not loose this !!! dont have , driving licence, passport, like all ( joke) you readers , plus Building Society account book , off hand i think we have £62 in it, .. he says " Inland Revenue , say i receieved £168 in gross interest on one of my .....err SIX building society accounts !!!!! no no !! i have ONE Building Society account !! NO OTHER ....but then i would say that if i was CHEATING WOULDNT I ????? ( How do i prove something i DONT have ) ....wifey knows him (was union bloke ) during her 25 years public service ....managed to save your own job then...eh !!! unlike my wifes ?????? Fuck OFF ...my wife thinks your all a disgrace !!!! and SHE worked with you !!!!!!!!! GUESS WHAT I THINK ?????
PS i think i missed an F of ... FUCK OFF INLAND REVENUE...regards Tony xx

Monday 25 July 2011

Memory

I LOVE memory : ) : ) i saw lady getting into car at ASDA on Sunday ... your the lady i saw , when selecting a home ....for my mom to ......err ...die ..in ...9 years ago , dark hair, blue eyes, when i met you, you had to deal with dying patient, i liked your place.....must have been smoking policy ?? ...chose another !!! Tower House ...just 2 doors from where we used to live .... Sue Brown (i saw there ) she lived in next road , was in charge , really fancied her : ) : ) she had black boyfriend ...partied in Birmingham !! lovely !!!...met her in queue at wilkos..." How are you " i ask .... "Do i know you "? she asks ....well NO ..... your just the one that phoned me up ..and said ...your mom is dead .... thats memory for you ... it has to be outstanding , or its forgettable !!!

Sunday 24 July 2011

Life skills ????

My late wives sister , Rosemary , she very nice girl, talented artist, DEAD at 21 ...with 18 month old boy, married to ... Nick..... (i was BEST ?? man ) ...FUCK !! cos you couldnt get anyone else !!!! could you ? Nick ..another RAF technician , from RAF Locking ...radar !!! future in ...IT , computers , !! no Social skills ? required , eh Nick , YOU didnt have any !!!! ..no worries !! you are gainfully employed in ...err !! cyberworld , even your report by the RAF , mentioned ..your lack of social skills.... indifferent attitude to your son ...NO contact with his grandmother , no contact with ...your sons ..aunt and uncle , ( bad for Adam ) ..couldnt give a FUCK myself... you SELFISH antisocial ..FUCK ...
PS I dare say he is still employed , !! in Basingstoke , (dreadful place ) Rosemary is buried there ...... JEEZ when you die !!! get cremated !!!! internment ....is DREADFUL ..... xxx Tony

Monday 13 June 2011

Sunday 12 June 2011

Alex Polizzi

The sexiest woman on , TV, dark eyed, sultry, The Hotel Inspector, sex on legs.....id cum merely in her presence !!!!!! she knows all ....id like to , look deep into those eyes , as i undress her, she is , so worthy , of , attention, and adoration, id gladly explore , all of her !!!

Monday 17 January 2011

Steve McQueen

Found a ball..in kitchen...out of Xmas cracker methinks....very bouncy : ) enjoyed playing with it....reminded me of ...UNIT 14 carpets ..: ) i worked at many years ago, after doing Today ..cryptic crossword ( not easy , but doable , sadly missed by Tony ) the rest of the day .... boredom prevailed .... but Alan my boss .. ( im on my own all day here , understand, if i got 6 people in all day ....i felt busy ) ...had made a ball ..from 100s of elastic bands.. : ) .... i used to throw it against the ...breeze blocks ..of my cell....and try and catch it!!! ...just like Steve McQueen in ..The Great Escape ..... having been encarcerated .. for 4 years ...i was released !!! having been paid weekly ..by cheque, with , payslip, showing deductions, tax, national insurance..etc ....i signed on for unemployment benefit...... YOUR not entitled to anything , they said , YOU havent paid anything !!!!! ....my payslips were as much a work of fiction as ever Dickens came up with .... FUCK YOU ALAN ....i did get what i was entitled too ..12 months later , and only then , with the good help of my wife, who was a civil servant at the time.