Monday, 17 January 2011

Steve McQueen

Found a ball..in kitchen...out of Xmas cracker methinks....very bouncy : ) enjoyed playing with it....reminded me of ...UNIT 14 carpets ..: ) i worked at many years ago, after doing Today ..cryptic crossword ( not easy , but doable , sadly missed by Tony ) the rest of the day .... boredom prevailed .... but Alan my boss .. ( im on my own all day here , understand, if i got 6 people in all day ....i felt busy ) ...had made a ball ..from 100s of elastic bands.. : ) .... i used to throw it against the ...breeze blocks ..of my cell....and try and catch it!!! ...just like Steve McQueen in ..The Great Escape ..... having been encarcerated .. for 4 years ...i was released !!! having been paid weekly ..by cheque, with , payslip, showing deductions, tax, national insurance..etc ....i signed on for unemployment benefit...... YOUR not entitled to anything , they said , YOU havent paid anything !!!!! ....my payslips were as much a work of fiction as ever Dickens came up with .... FUCK YOU ALAN ....i did get what i was entitled too ..12 months later , and only then , with the good help of my wife, who was a civil servant at the time.

Thursday, 13 January 2011

Tuesday, 14 December 2010

Rant of the day

Season of goodwill...to all men...except TV chefs , may they all expire , with food poisoning, Heston (poisoned Jim Rosenthal and family) ...Delia ...drunken God bothering friend of Sister Wendy ( like her progs about Art : ) ) ,Ramsay .... so poisonous ....hes given himself an ulcer ......Healthy food !!! my ass !!! ....healthy wallets next to their asses !!!!!!!.
PS Nigella ..must make one of your pies..: ) ... and shove it in your face, you smug bastard.
This is a Christmas special, from Tony , not paid for by the BBC.

Friday, 19 November 2010

Thursday, 18 November 2010

Interview ? Town Hall

Got to Town Hall,given ticket,number 898.... jeez 867 ...only just called !!!!...lol !! had ticket up wrong way : ) i next 868 !!! : ) ...interviewed ? by blonde, blackhaired ,airhead with glasses and a terminal sniff ...MUCH ticking of boxes ...even more photocopying of ( the 43 documents required ? to prove Tony exists ? and ISNT a Romanian gypsy.. falsely claiming ...hes paid council tax for the past 30 years )...NO eye contact ...few questions ...much discussion why ... Jane ... has gone to lunch before me ( thats her wot talks , not i ) ..... VERY pregnant girl behind me ...has just been told off for being late for her appointment..... she says shes VERY stressed at moment ...and cant walk quickly !!! they can interview her later at 4 10 pm its 12 pm now..... but interview can only last 20 minutes ( then it ends ..solved or not !!! ) HOW very accommodating ???....my interview seems to be at an end ?? ..no eye contact !!! ...i gather my documents...it appears to be at an end ? no words ... i should feel grateful...ive come away with , my life, my gold fillings, my documents, unlike those processed ..at AUSWITCH concentration camp .....